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Holiday Request Journal

Thu Nov 19, 2009, 6:06 PM
So I'm starting this early. Hooray me.

SO NEXT MONTH IS DECEMBER. Which means hooray presents. So basically

Get your present requests in now, please! If you don't request something, I'll probably just make you somefin' random.

- I don't do porn (No good, you see)

- Nothing too over-the-top please, I have many people to draw for and can't spend too much time on one pic.

- I'm willing to draw OCs and fanart for fandoms I am familiar with.

Now, some of you might be asking yourselves, "BUT JESSICA WHAT DO WE GIVE YOU?"

- OC art is pretty cool, as well as fanart for fandoms hooray. (TF2, Psychonauts, Fire Emblem, Coraline, Gargoyles, and... idk those are the heavy-hitters for me.)

- Ehhh I dunno. I think that's pretty much it ._.b

Also, keep in mind my bday is December 23rd, then there is Christmas... but feel free to only draw me one somefin', I know how busy people are this time of year.

  • Mood: Christmas Spirited
  • Watching: CN
  • Playing: Bully
  • Drinking: Pepsi

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PS: YEAAAAAAAAAAAH OVERSIZED ID FOR THE WIIIIIIN *Will fix later*

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Your mom
  • Interests: Dick
  • Favourite movie: All of them
  • Favourite band or musician: That one band who did that one song
  • Favourite genre of music: The kind with the instruments
  • Favourite artist: Choosing between my children eh
  • Favourite poet or writer: Hunter S. Thompson
  • Favourite style of art: The artistic style
  • Operating System: My brain, ver. 2.5
  • MP3 player of choice: The cheapest choice
  • Shell of choice: Snail
  • Skin of choice: Mine
  • Favourite game: Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
  • Favourite gaming platform: DS, PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: The entire cast of 'Gargoyles' says 'Hi'
  • Personal Quote: "I don't remember any explosions in Bambi"
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencils! Paper! Harem girls!

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Comments


:iconcybermisadventures:
When I saw your name, I was thinking about how you could replace to "Z" in your username with a "P" and it would become Penis. Lol, sorry, fuck my mind.

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I am a smart dumbass. Dumb enough to do it, smart enough to pull it off.
:iconzenis:
Haha, it's cool. you're not the first person to think that. xD

... Who knows? Maybe I meant for people to think these things dohohoho.

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"True, it certainly would be a good death, at least for the papers. No one wants to be mowed down by a blue-skinned psycho armed with a cripple and live." - ~Twisted-chan
:iconcybermisadventures:
Or maybe its a nother way we're going to say penis in the future. Fffff zenis is the penis of the future.

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I am a smart dumbass. Dumb enough to do it, smart enough to pull it off.
:iconzenis:
I am the penis of the future.

This pleases me greatly.

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"True, it certainly would be a good death, at least for the papers. No one wants to be mowed down by a blue-skinned psycho armed with a cripple and live." - ~Twisted-chan
:iconnot-a-troll-guyz:
hihi

apparently you like wang...I've got one you can use.
:iconzenis:
sweet I love troll wang

Goes great with sweet-n-sour sauce. Omnomnom.

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"True, it certainly would be a good death, at least for the papers. No one wants to be mowed down by a blue-skinned psycho armed with a cripple and live." - ~Twisted-chan
:iconnot-a-troll-guyz:
Mmm, good to hear it. I'm not too fond of the name 'Jessica' but hey, sex is sex, m'i'rite?

So, when do you wanna do this? And no condoms...safe sex = lame sex.
:iconzenis:
Well, you can call me by my other name; Carmen. I use this when I strip/hook/goverment agent.

I'm game whenever you are. Meet me at the address I emailed you. I'll be the one wearing the pink-kitty tshirt and miniskirt. No underwear. And don't worry; I haven't told any of my peers where I'll be, so I'm trusting you'll drive me home when this is all over.

Bring the rubber duck.

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"True, it certainly would be a good death, at least for the papers. No one wants to be mowed down by a blue-skinned psycho armed with a cripple and live." - ~Twisted-chan
:icongarudax:
SORRY!!! D:

Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?"no"
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune

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"A society where anyone can make jokes about anyone and everyone laughs is a truly tolerant society; political correctness charged sensorship only serves to ingender resentment and distance between social groups." ~Ben 'Yahtzee' Zero Punctuation
:iconzenis:
Teddy, huh? Midnight, you say? Sweet, I'll have some snacks ready for when you get here. See you soon BFF!

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"True, it certainly would be a good death, at least for the papers. No one wants to be mowed down by a blue-skinned psycho armed with a cripple and live." - ~Twisted-chan

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